Jeeves

[movieguy]

A wealthy couple had planned to go out

for the evening. The woman of the house

decided to give their butler, Jeeves,

the rest of the night off.

She said they would be home very late,

and that he should just enjoy his

evening.

As it turned out, however, the wife

wasn't having a good time at the party,

so she came home early, alone. Her

husband had to stay there, as several of

his important clients were there. As

the woman walked into her house, she

saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the

dining room. She called for him to

follow her, and led him into the master

bedroom. She then closed and locked the

door.

She looked at him and smiled. "Jeeves,"

she said. "Take off my dress."

He did this carefully. "Jeeves," she

continued. "Take off my stockings and

garter." He silently obeyed her.

"Jeeves," she then said. "Remove my

bra and panties."

As he did this, the tension continued to

mount. She looked at him and then said,

"Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my

clothes again, you're fired!"

[TalonRider]