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A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 6-year-old.

"I think it's about time we started cussing."

The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6-year-old continues,

"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something

with "HELL" and you say something with "a**."

The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old

what he wants for breakfast, he replies,

"Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

" WHACK !" He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,

gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot

pursuit, slapping his rear-end with every step.

His mom locks him in his room and shouts,

" You can just stay in there until I let you out !"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with

a stern voice,

"And what do "YOU" want for breakfast, young man ?"

" I don't know," he blubbers,

"But you can bet your sweet a** it won't be Cheerios."

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