movieguy Posted June 14, 2005 Report Posted June 14, 2005 A lady walk into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, the she spot the perfect car and walk over to inspect it. as she bend to feel the leather upholstery. a loud fart escape her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up now. As she step back there standing next to her is a saleman. "good day, madame. how may we help you today? Very uncomfortably she asks, sir, how much is this lovely vehicle? well madame, if you farted just touching it, then you are gonna crap when you hear the price."
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