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Two tall trees are growing up in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. One tree says to the other:"Is that a son of a beach or a son of a birch?"

The other says he can't tell. Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling. The tall tree says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that tree is a son of a beach or birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies:"It's neither a son of a beach or a birch.

"That my dear friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in".

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