Too Long!

[movieguy]

A man with a 50 inch long d*ck goes to his doctor

to complain that he is unable to get any women to

have sex with him. They all tell me that my d*ck

is too long.

"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is

there any way you can shorten it?" The doctor

replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can

do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to

help you." So the doctor gives him directions to

the witch. The man calls upon the witch and relays

his story.

"Witch, my d*ck is 50 inches long and I can't get

any women to have sex with me. Can you help me

shorten it?" The witch asked him to "Pull it out

and let me look at it." The man uncoils his 50

inch rod. The witch stares in amazement,

scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I

have a solution to your problem. What you have to

do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the

pond you will see a frog sitting on a log who can

help solve your dilemma. First you must ask the

frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog

declines your proposal, your d*ck will be ten

inches shorter." The man's face lit up and he

dashed off into the forest.

He came upon the pond and sure enough, there sat

this frog on a log. He called out to the frog,

"will you marry me?" The frog looked at him

dejectedly and replied, "NO".

The man looked down and suddenly his d*ck was 10

inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud,

"This is great!! But it's still too long at 40

inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."

"Frog, will you marry me?," the guy shouted.

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and

screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch

in his d*ck, looked down, and it was another 10

inches shorter.

The man laughed, "This is fantastic." He looked

down at his d*ck again, 30 inches long, and

reflected for a moment. Thirty inches is still a

monster, just a little less would be ideal. So,

I'll ask the frog to marry me one more time.

Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled

out, "Frog will you marry me?"

The frog looked back across pond shaking its

head, "NO!... NO... and for the last time...

No"!!!

[TalonRider]