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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the

hell have you been???"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in


" Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on

his privates?"

Well, ONE, I like to watch my money grow.

TWO, once in a while I like to play with my money.

THREE, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly.

Instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and

blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!

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