movieguy Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 TATTOO Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been???" He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in distain. " Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" Well, ONE, I like to watch my money grow. TWO, once in a while I like to play with my money. THREE, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly. Instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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