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A man with a winking problem is applying for a

position as a sales representative for a large


The interviewer looks over his papers and says,

"This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the

best schools; your recommendations are wonderful,

and your experience is unparalleled.

Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought.

However, a sales representative has a highly

visible position, and we're afraid that your

constant winking will scare off potential

customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you."

"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll

stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket

and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red

condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored

condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet

of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills,

and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and

good, but this is a respectable company, and we

will not have our employees womanizing all over

the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily

married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into

a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"

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