Flunking

[movieguy]

A kid is flunking a public school, so his parents

move him into a private school. All the sudden in

the private school his grades skyrocket up to

A's. Then one night at the dinner table his

parents ask, "Why were you doing so bad in a

public school, and when we switched you to a

private school you did good?" The kid says,

"because I knew they were serious about school.

The first day I walked in they had a guy nailed

to a plus sign."