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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right


Nothing. They have never met!

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer

in public schools

Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier.

What did the blonde say when she found out she

was going to have a baby?

I hope it's mine.

Support mental health or i'll kill you!

Two old Irishmen were sitting at the local pub

drinking a few beers. So Paddy says to George,

"George me buddy ol' pal. When I die could you

pour a couple of beers o'er me grave?"

George says, "Why certainly, but could I pour

it through me bladder first?"

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