Gone To The Doctors

[movieguy]

A blonde walks into her doctors office and

explains to the doctor that everywhere she

touches herself that it hurts. The doctor is

concerned and immediately begins to examine her.

He asks her to take off her shirt and then gently

pushes on her chest. "Does this hurt?" he asks.

She says, "No."

He then takes his hand and presses on her stomach

and again he asks, "Does this hurt?"

"No", she replies.

The doctor is puzzled. He then takes her hand and

touches her finger.

"Ouch," she yells.

He tells her to put her cloths back on.

She asks what he found.

He replies, "You have a broken finger."