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Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do

you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last

nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work

for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look

in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to

officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the

irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break

out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out

of and get to slapping.....and have a great day.

I like this holiday.....

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I needed this a couple of days ago .. However, we fired the silly sod that was causing all of the problems .. Jan, Is there an addendum to the rules that states that I can go to the persons home and slap them, and then find the parents and slap them for procreating?

I promise not to use my casted arm :P

-Gun

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