movieguy Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 There was a man who went to church with his wife, and he always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife was fed up and decided to do something about this. One Sunday she took a long hat pin along to poke him with every time he would doze off. When the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out "... and who created all there is in six days and rested on the seventh..", she poked her husband, who came flying out of the pew and screamed, "Good god almighty!". The minister said "That's right, that's right." and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down, muttering under his breath. and later began to doze off again when the minister got to "... and who died on the cross to save us from our sins..." the wife jabbed him again. He jumped up and shouted "Jesus Christ!". The minister said "That's right, that's right!", and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and when the minister got to "... and what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second child?" the wife started to poke the husband but he jumped up and said "If you stick that damn thing in me again, I'll break it off!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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