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Newspaper Ads

Actually Taken From Classified Ads in Newspapers;

1) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

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2) FREE PUPPIES; 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

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3) FREE PUPPIES ... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

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4) GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

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5) FOUND; DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile. Better be a reward.

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6) COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED . Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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7) NORDIC TRACK 300 Hardl y used, call Chubby.

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8) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

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9) NICE PARACHUTE; Never opened - used once.

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10) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer 300.

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(AND THE BEST ONE)

11) FOR SALE BY OWNER; Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. 1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.

Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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