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Golf Humor...

A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor ask him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my boyfriend when he sliced his ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my boyfriend's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's a**. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" ask the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my mate, "This one here looks like yours!"

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