movieguy Posted August 1, 2005 Report Posted August 1, 2005 Golf Humor... A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor ask him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my boyfriend when he sliced his ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my boyfriend's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's a**. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" ask the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my mate, "This one here looks like yours!"
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.