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Pesky Squirrels

Each of the three churches in the community, were been over-run with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Baptist Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were pre-destined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

The Methodist group got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creations. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

It was only the Catholics who were able to come up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels........and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

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