Jump to content
The Talon House

Looking for the wives


Recommended Posts

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart

when they collide. The first old guy says to the

second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my

wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I

was going."

The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a

coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't

find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you

find her. What does she look like?"

The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old,

tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust,

and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look


To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter,

--- let's look for yours."

Link to comment
Share on other sites


This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Create New...