Little Johnny's Back

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Little Johnny's Back

Home Honeymoon

Fred and Mary had got married but couldn't afford a hotel, so they had gone back to his mom and dads for the night.

In the morning, Fred's brother, little Johnny, got up and had his breakfast.

As he went out of the door to go to school, he asked his mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replied, "No".Johnny asked, "Do you know what I think? "

His mom replied, "Never mind what you think! Just go to school."

Johnny later came home for lunch and asked his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

No," his mother had replied.

Johnny had again said, "Do you know what I think?"

Again, his mom had replied, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."

After school, he came home and asked, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

No," his mother had tersely replied.

Johnny said, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom again replied, "OK! What do you think?"

He said, "Well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my

airplane glue!"

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