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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!

"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN

THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my!

"WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to


"Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to

me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you


"Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You

know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE


The wife stared at him. "What's wrong with you? You think I

don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it

feels like when I'm driving."

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