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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which

direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him

up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my

brother explained that the sun rises in the east, (and has for some time),

she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.". . .She

also votes!


I used to work in technical support for a 24 x 7 call center. One day I got

a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I

told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He

responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call

quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." . . . . . . He also votes!.


My colleague & I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard 1

of the admin. assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend

drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd

get sunburned because the car was moving." . . . . She also votes!


My friend has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a

seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. . . . . . . My

friend also votes!


My friends & I were on a pie run & noticed that the cases were discounted

10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 pie's. The cashier multiplied 2

times 10% & gave us a 20% discount. . . . He also votes!


I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring

attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip

out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and

ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned. .

. . . My friend also votes!


My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub place last

week and she asked the clerk which of two sandwiches was better. The clerk

didn't have an opinion but did say that the first sandwich was more

expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical look on her face and asked, "If

that's the case, why are they both listed with the same price on the menu?"

To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think we add tax to the turkey.". . .

The clerk also votes!


I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the

lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional

and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?".

. . . . . She also votes

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