Jump to content
The Talon House

Daddy birds!


Recommended Posts

There was this dad who was so unbelievably shy, and when his little daughter first saw him naked and wondered what his 'thingy' was, he answered; "Well, err..., ehhh..., that is my little bird it is". His daughter was baffled by the fact that men and/or boys were so lucky as to have their own bird, but she was eventually persuaded and went to bed as any other night.

When the father woke up again, he was experiencing the ultimate, and I mean really ultimate, pain! His daughter was at his side and he asked;

"Ohhhhhhh, moan, MOAN, moan..... My little daughter, WHAT has happened to me?"

And the daughter answered;

"Well, I woke up in the middle of the night and decided I wanted to see your birdy, and well, when I patted it for a while it SPITTED at me. I was *SO* mad at it, so I wringed it's head off, broke all the eggs and burnt the nest!"

the moral of the story---- Call it a snake instead

Link to comment
Share on other sites


This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Create New...