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A man and his wife were driving through Arkansas

on his way from New York to California. Looking

at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next

gasoline station and fill up.

About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobile station

and pulls over to the high octane pump."What can

I do fer ya'll?" asks the attendant."Fill her up

with high test," replies the driver.

While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's

looking the car up and down. "What kinda car is

dat?" he asks, "I never seen one like it befer."

"Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling

up with pride, "this my boy is a 1997 Cadillac

DeVille.""What all it got in it?" asks the

attendant. "Well," says the driver, "It has

everything. It has power steering, power seats,

power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with

a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts

per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion

steering, disk brakes all around, leather

interior, digital instrument package, and best of

all, a 8.8 liter V12 engine."

"Wow," says the attendant, "thata be something."

"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks

the driver. "Thata be $30.17," says the attendant.

The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off

a $20 and a $10. He goes into his other pocket

and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with

the change are golf tees.

"What dem little wooden things?" asks the

attendant. "That's what I put my balls on when I

drive," says the driver. "Wow," says the

attendant, "dem Cadillac people think of


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