Two Aliens

[movieguy]

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert

near a gas station that was closed for the night.

They approached one of the gas pumps and the

younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings.

We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of

response and the older alien said, "I'd calm down

if I were you" The younger alien ignored the warning

and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no

response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the

pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and

said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come

in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your

leader or I will fire!"

The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't

want to do that! I don't think you should make him mad."

"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his

weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge

explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and

blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a

burnt, crumpling mess 200 yards away in a cactus patch.

About a half hour passed. When he finally regained

consciousness, he refocused his three eyes and

straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at the

older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his

big green head.

"What a ferociou creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien.

"He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so

dangerous?

"The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his

crispy friend and replied, "There's one thing I've learned

during my intergalactic travels, when a male creature has a

long Zinglob that he can wrap around himself twice and then

stick it in his ear, you don't want to mess with him!"

[TalonRider]