The Candy Test

[TalonRider]

A college professor was doing a study testing the

senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers --

you know, the candies with the little hole in the

center. He gave all the children the same kind of

lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify

them by color and flavor.

The children began to say:

"Red............ cherry,"

"Yellow......... lemon,"

"Green...... lime,"

"Orange......... orange."

Finally the professor gave all of them honey

lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes none

of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what

your mother might sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and

yelled, "Oh, my God! They're a** holes!"

[movieguy]