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Blonde's Year in Review...


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Blonde's Year in Review...

January-

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February-

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....duh.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March -

Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April-

Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May -

Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June -

Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July-

Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August -

Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September-

The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October -

Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November -

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December-

Couldn't call 911.....duh.....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

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