TalonRider Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Blonde's Year in Review... January- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....duh.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April- Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July- Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. September- The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December- Couldn't call 911.....duh.....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! What a year!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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