Gravy Ladle

[movieguy]

Gravy Ladle

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his

mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and handsome the

butler was. Over the course of the evening, she started to

wonder if there was more between John and the butler than

met the eye. she always supects her son was gay which he

deny everytime she hints

Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I

know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my

relationship with my butler is purely professional."

About a week later, the butler came to John and said, "Ever

since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the

beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do

you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter

just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from

my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle.

But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you

were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which

said "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your

butler, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with

your butler. But the fact remains that if he was sleeping

in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom"

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