Picture!

[movieguy]

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all

his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to

visit the big city.

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks

in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How

about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the 'picture,' but on the way home he

remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So

he hung it in the barn, and every morning before

leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at

it.

Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to

the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched

the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the

glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly b*tch he's

runnin' around with."