Power Outage!

[movieguy]

Fred, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were

sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.

After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that

the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have

to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.

Bill said to Jim and Scott, "Let's break the monotony of

this unpleasant task by concentrating on something

interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing

songs for the next 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad

stories for the rest of the way."

At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began

to sing. At the 51st floor, Jim stopped singing and Scott

began to tell sad stories.

"I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the

room key in the car!"

[TalonRider]