movieguy Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Accidental Touch A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your p**** is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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