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Pick Up Lines That May Get You Killed...

1.If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2.Id like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag.

3.If its true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning.

4.How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5.I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6.You are so fine that Id eat your sh!t just to see where it came from.

7.My love for you is like diarrhea; I just cant hold it in.

8.Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. And now Im gonna fock you.

9.Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that a**!

10.If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

11.You remind me of a championship bass, I dont know whether to mount you or eat you!

12.Your parents must be retarded, because youre so special.

13.Could I touch your belly buttonfrom the inside?

14.How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open and Ill give you the meat.

15.Fock me if Im wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

16.I love every bone in your body-especially mine.

17.Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

18.I may not be the best looking guy in here, but Im the only one talking to you.

19.The shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, Id be cumming too.

20.Id like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

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