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Dr. Office Etiquete


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They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there,

and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's

embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist

who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of

other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the

way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As

he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you

seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come

into a crowded doctor's room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some

embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there

is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the

problem further with the doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full

of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had

taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

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