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Help From Above

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by

a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says

quietly to himself, "I'm screwed."

There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms out: "No,

you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the

head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the life out

of the chief. He is breathing heavily while standing above the

lifeless body. Surrounding him are 100 native warriors with a look of

shock on their faces.

The voice booms out again: "Okay . . . . NOW you're screwed."

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