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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their

car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either

have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car

passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the cop: "How come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains


religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their

sign down

and drove off.

The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the

two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring

he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he notices the

new sign

which read: "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00."


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