TalonRider Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 Ever wonder what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........ ---------------------------------------------------------- My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ----------------------------------------------------------- Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ----------------------------------------------------------- Looking back over the years That we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" ------------------------------------------------------------ Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. -------------------------------------------------------------- How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? --------------------------------------------------------------- I've always wanted to have Someone to hold, Someone to love. After having met you... I've changed my mind. --------------------------------------------------------------- I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. --------------------------------------------------------------- As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! --------------------------------------------------------------------- When we were together, You always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. -------------------------------------------------------------------- We have been friends for a very long time... let's say we stop? ------------------------------------------------------------- I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. -------------------------------------------------------------- Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? -------------------------------------------------------------- Your friends and I wanted to do Something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep. -------------------------------------------------------------- So your daughter's a hooker, And it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay
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