Nick The Dragon Slayer

[TalonRider]

Once upon a time, and far far away, lived a beautiful Queen with

voluptuous breasts.

Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death

should he try to touch them. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to

his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.

Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon

Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to

arrange it.

Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and

poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon

after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being

summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the

Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if

applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had

shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the

antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician

then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder,

which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick

worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dargon Slayer

left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the

Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession

now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and,

knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the

King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same

itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned

Nick the Dragon Slayer.

The moral of the story - - - - - - - - - - - - Pay your bills.

[movieguy]