Tooth Ache

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Tooth Ache

A man walks into a dentist's office with a toothache.

Following the dental examination, the doctor says "That tooth will have to come out, and I'll need to give you a shot of Novocain, please sit tight, I'll be right."

The man grabs the dentist's arm as he starts to move, "No way. I hate needles, and I'm not getting any shot!"

"Okay, that's fine, we'll give you gas."

The man replies, "No way, it makes me sick for a couple of days, and I'm not having gas either."

With that, the dentist steps out of the room and comes back moments later, "Here," he says. "Take this pill."

The man asks, "What is this?" The doctor quickly replies, "It's Viagra."

Surprised, the patient says, "Will this kill the pain?"

"Absolutely not," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold tight while I pull your tooth."

[TalonRider]