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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her five year old son

playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train

stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the

hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches

who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the


The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of

language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to

stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,

but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with

his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All

passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of

your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope

your trip was a pleasant one. She hears the little boy continue, "For those

of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your

seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a

pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are

pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b**** in the kitchen."

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