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Delights of Children 2!!


BeaStKid
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Once little Tommy was going to school by bus. He was sitting in the seat behind the driver. Little Tommy kept jumping up and down screaming at the top of his voice--->

"If my mother had been a lioness and my father a lion....I would have been a lion cub!! Yaay!!"

"If my mother had been a vixen and my father a fox....I would have been a fox's cub!! Yaay!!"

"If my mother had been a cow and my father a cow too....I would have been a calf!! Yaay!!"

"If my mother had been a mare and my father a horse....I would have been a baby horse!! Yaay!!"

"If my mother had been a donkey and my father a horse....I would have been an a**!! Yaay!!"

Infuriated with the rantings of the boy about his parents, the Bus driver turned and asked him---->

"If your mother had been a wh*re and your father a ba**ard...then what would've you been???

Pat came the reply-----------> "A BUS DRIVER!!!"

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