movieguy Posted August 18, 2004 Report Posted August 18, 2004 Montana Ghost Story A visiting professor at the University of Montana is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 students raise their hands. “Well that's a good start,” says the professor, “Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?” About 40 students raise their hands. “That's really good,” continues the professor, “I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?” 15 students raise their hands. “That's a great response,” remarks the impressed professor, “has anyone here ever touched a ghost?” Three students raise their hands. “That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?” asks the professor. One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, “Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.” The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor asks, “Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.” The student replies, “Ghost?!?” Dang, I thought you said ‘goats.’ Quote
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