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You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For


1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but

you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a

while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the

right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are


3) Tyres -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you

have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain


6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people


8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the


9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000

years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But

consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,

and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps


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