movieguy Posted August 20, 2004 Report Posted August 20, 2004 Lettuce and Tomatoes ® One day two teenagers decided to have sex. So they went to the guys house. He shared a bunk bed with his brother -- being the older, he slept on the top bunk. The guy said, "If you want it harder say lettuce, if you want a new position say tomatoes." So they went on with lettuce , tomatoes, lettuce, tomatoes. The little brother woke up and said, "Would you guys stop making sandwiches? You're dripping mayonnaise on me!" Quote
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