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Lettuce and Tomatoes (R)


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Lettuce and Tomatoes ®

One day two teenagers decided to have sex. So they went to the guys house. He shared a bunk bed with his brother -- being the older, he slept on the top bunk.

The guy said, "If you want it harder say lettuce, if you want a new position say tomatoes." So they went on with lettuce , tomatoes, lettuce, tomatoes.

The little brother woke up and said, "Would you guys stop making sandwiches? You're dripping mayonnaise on me!"

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