The Black Bra

[TalonRider]

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.  One is engaged, one is a mistress; and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels, and a mask over our eyes.  We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. . .

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me in a black leather bodice, tall stilettoes and a mask.

When he saw me he said,  'You are the woman of my dreams.

I love you.'  Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat. Under it only the black bra, heels and the mask

over my eyes.  When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,

black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes.

When he came in the door and saw me he said,  

  you’re going to love this . . . . ..

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