TalonRider Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 John DeBella's Guide to... A Man's Guide to the intricacies of what a woman really means when she says something to you. **Pay close attention, you never know when your woman may hold a quiz.** If she says......... What she means is.... Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? I did something today you're really not going to like. I need wedding shoes The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs. I'll be ready in a minute. Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep. I'm not upset Of course I'm upset....you moron! I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! It's that time of the month. You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? [Too late, you're dead.] We need I want We need to talk I need to complain Sure... go ahead I don't want you to. It's your decision The correct decision should be obvious bozo. Do what you want You'll pay for this later. Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful. Do you like this recipe? It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. You're...so manly You need a shave and you sweat a lot. I want new curtains and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think about? In answering the question "What's wrong?" If she says......... What she means is.... The same old thing Nothing Nothing Everything Everything My PMS is acting up Nothing, really It's just that you're such an a**. I don't want to talk about it Go away, I'm still building up steam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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