TalonRider Posted September 2, 2004 Report Share Posted September 2, 2004 How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage? LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don'tcare LOVE when intercourse is called making love LUST all other times MARRIAGE what's intercourse? LOVE when you argue over how many children to have LUST When you argue over who gets the wet spot MARRIAGE when you argue over money LOVE when you share everything you own LUST when you think twice about giving your partner bus money MARRIAGE when the bank owns everything LOVE when it doesn't matter if you don't climax LUST when the relationship is over if you don't climax MARRIAGE what's a climax? LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Gidday" LUST when you phone each other just to organize sex MARRIAGE when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts LOVE when you write poems about your partner LUST when all you write is your phone number MARRIAGE when all you write are check's LOVE when you show concern for your partners' feelings LUST when you couldn't give a S**t MARRIAGE when your only concern is what's on TV LOVE when your farewell is "I love you darling" LUST when your farewell is "So, same time next week?" MARRIAGE when your farewell is silent LOVE when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner LUST when you only ever see each other in the bedroom MARRIAGE when you never see each other awake LOVE when your heart flutters every time you see them LUST when your groin twitches every time you see them MARRIAGE when your wallet empties every time you see them LOVE when nobody else matters LUST when nobody else knows MARRIAGE when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows LOVE when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel LUST when it's just the same mushy old S**t MARRIAGE when you never listen to music LOVE when breaking up is something you try not to think about LUST when staying together is something you try not to think about MARRIAGE when just getting through today is your only thought LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner does LUST when you're only interested in one thing MARRIAGE when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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