TalonRider Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini & cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too. AND THE NUMBER ONE thing a man would do is: 1. Finally find that damned G-spot. Quote
TalonRider Posted September 4, 2004 Author Report Posted September 4, 2004 TOP 10 THINGS A WOMAN WOULD DO IF SHE WOKE UP WITH A p**** FOR A DAY 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final number. AND THE NUMBER ONE THING WOMEN WOULD DO ...... 1. Repeat number 9. Quote
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