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New State of Florida Symbols


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Gov. Jeb Bush held a special news conference in Tallahassee today to

inform > >the people of Florida of new state symbols. The changes take effect

immediately and must be implemented by all official agencies. The changes

are as follows:

The Florida State Flag will now be a blue tarp...............

The license plate symbol of two oranges will be replaced by a chainsaw.....

The new State song will be " Blowing in the Wind"..................

The state motto will now be..."Oh my God, Here comes another one".....

The new state beverage will be.............anything with an alcohol base.

The new State tree will be ...............any that are left standing at

the end of hurricane season.

The new State Bird will be the "whipper"will.............

The new State nickname will be "State of Disaster"................

However, keep in mind, that Disney will be the "last man standing" as

they are up and running...............

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