"What's in the bags?"

[movieguy]

"What's in the bags?"

A fellow tries to cross the Mexican border

on a bicycle with two big bags balanced on his

shoulders. The guard asks, "What's in the bags?"

The fellow says, "Sand!"

The guard wants to examine them. The fellow

gets off the bike, places the bags on the ground,

opens them up, and the guard inspects... only

to find sand. The fellow packs the sand, places

the bags on his shoulders, and pedals the bike

across the border.

Two weeks later, the same situation is repeated...

"What have you there?"

"Sand"

"We want to examine."

Same results... nothing but sand and the fellow

is on his way again.

Every two weeks for six months the inspections

continue. Finally, one week the fellow didn't

show up. However, the guard sees him downtown

and says to the fellow, "Buddy, you had us crazy.

We sort of knew you were smuggling something.

I won't say anything what were you smuggling?"

The fellow says, "Bicycles."