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Wild Jamaican Sex


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This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around

the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this

small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with an

Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble

shop." So the married couple walked in.

The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you

would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what

the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being

the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make

you into a sex freak?"

The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man."

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in,

and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his

eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him

violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own

pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!

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