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How To Wash The Cat!


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How To Wash The Cat!

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet

and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so

that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of

your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching

out for anything he can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides

a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite

effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure

that there are no people between the toilet and the outside

door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly

lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet,

and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely, The DOG

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