The Perfect Man

[movieguy]

The perfect man is gentle

Never cruel and never mean

He has a beautiful smile

And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man loves children

And will raise them by your side

He will be a good father

And a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking

Cleaning and vacuuming too

He'll do anything in his power

To convey his love to you.

The perfect man is sweet

Writing poetry from your name

He's a best friend to your mother

and kisses away your pain.

He will never make you cry

or batter you in any way

To hell with this stupid poem

The perfect man is gay.