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I wonder what grades were included...

Here are the top nine comments (that the commentators would like to take back) made on NBC during the Summer Olympics :

1. Weightlifting commentator:

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her

warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator:

"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since

I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst:

"Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none

of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer:

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing

again."

6. Basketball analyst:

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can

see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony:

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of

the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator:

"Julian D**ks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven D**ks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator:

"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final

round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have

I just said?"

A drunk walked into a biker bar, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. He looked around, and saw 3 men sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and said:

"I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looked at him but didn't say a word. His buddies were confused, because he is one bad a_s biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leaned on the table again and said: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies were starting to get really mad but the biker still said nothing.

The drunk leaned on the table one more time and said, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulders looked him square in the eyes and said, "Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk"

Medical Dictionary

Description:

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Windows Media Player 10 is the all-in-one media player that provides the best experience for discovering, playing, and taking your digital entertainment anywhere--on Windows XP-based PCs and the widest choice of portable devices.

link to download it:

http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowsme...d/download.aspx

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